The Lost Bible

Chase has a little New Testament that turned up missing some time back. I found it last night, and when I gave it to Chase, he exclaimed "Now I can tell people about God!" He went in the living room for a few minutes then came back and asked Crystal "Does Edward know God?" Edward is our night guard, and if he is a believer (which he claims to be), it is not evident. Crystal replied, "Go ask him." So Chase went to the door and said, "Edward, do you know God?" Crystal translated, and Edward replied "Tell me about God." So Chase told him "There is nobody like God." When Edward asked for more, Chase said "I'll tell you more tomorrow night."